Apparently, a trio of horny women in Zimbabwe are running a bizarre catch-and-release program for hot young guys, or at least that would explain what happened to an 18 year old man at an African shopping center last week. According to reports, the guy was running errands for his employer last Tuesday, when he pulled into a space in the parking lot of the shopping center. Then, three women pulled up next to him and forced him into their cream colored Toyota Corrolla. The women whisked him off to a local Roman Catholic church where they locked him in a room and left. One of the three returned hours later and allegedly forced him to have sex with her. After which, she audaciously called his employer's wife to tell them not to worry about where the young man was. Early the next morning, the three women forced the young man back into the Corrolla and released him at a completely different shopping center. The man reported the kidnapping and non-consensual sex to local police and an investigation is ongoing.
At this point, I am tempted to make up some kind of tasteless joke about the sexual assault of a young male in a Catholic church not being perpetrated by a homosexual priest for once, but since Zimbabwe has one of the harshest AIDS epidemics on Earth, I find this story scary enough to make such a joke doubly tasteless. :(
At this point, I am tempted to make up some kind of tasteless joke about the sexual assault of a young male in a Catholic church not being perpetrated by a homosexual priest for once, but since Zimbabwe has one of the harshest AIDS epidemics on Earth, I find this story scary enough to make such a joke doubly tasteless. :(
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