Sunday, November 7, 2010

Funny facts the 9 most common injuries at home during sex

Make love not war, what was once considered a soft and gentle act has now become one of the highest injury inducing past times. More people are hurt at home during passion than anyone ever dreamed. Maybe a new line of safety gear will be needed to protect lovers at home such as kneepads, helmets, neck braces and shoulder pads.
Approximately one third of Britons have received a variety of physical damage during and after a romp in the hay, according to new research. According to this research over 18 million people injured themselves during passion, and 40% broke one of the household interior decorations during intimacy. Below is a list of Funny facts that name the 9 most common injuries at home during intimacy. It seems the most dangerous places for lovemaking were sofas, followed by stepping-machines (I have no clue how you could get randy on one of those), shower and bedroom in that order.Also in the list of ten risky places for amorous pleasures were chairs, kitchen tables, toilets and desks. I can go along with those however the toilet is not the most romantic villas of choice.A company representative said: "Sex - a dangerous occupation in our time. There are many dangers in the house and around it, which can cause serious injuries if people are careless. Researchers were surprised by the fact that even the bedroom may carry a risk for some very excitable people." It is advised for all those planning to make love, before it might be wise to remove any hazardous objects and be attentive during the actual act.The top 9 most common injuries at home during sex:1. Cr...
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[Source: News Weird Magazine]

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