Invisible Diarrhea

Here's another wacky Florida story. About a week ago, 42 year old David Napodano was arrested in North Naples FL, for exhibiting himself nude while in his truck at a WalMart parking lot. When two passing women chose to be alarmed rather than stimulated, they called police. Now, being stupid enough to get caught by the police while allegedly exposing yourself indecently is one thing, even if you do happen to have some kind of rational explanation for being unclothed in public, but the best Napodano could come up with was to claim that he had to remove all his clothes due to "explosive diarrhea" ...which could almost classify as a viable excuse, except for the fact that diarrhea always produces ...um, shall we say... rather conclusive evidence... of which, none was present.

http://www.nbc-2.com/Global/story.asp?s=11443802&

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