According to a recent Associated Press story, a reigning Mexican beauty queen and former preschool teacher was arrested on Monday in a truck filled weapons, cash and ammunition. Apparently, Laura Zuniga (AKA: Miss Sinaloa 2008) was a favorite for the next Miss International Pageant; but now after taking a ride in one of two trucks suspected of drug smuggling and containing AR-15 assault rifles, 9mm handguns and an assload of spare cash and ammo... well, I don't see more crowns happening any time soon for this gorgeous chicka. To make matters worse, and help her story land in this blog, apparently Ms. Zuniga's cover story before guns were found in her truck was that she was traveling with friends to go shopping in Columbia. Shopping in Columbia? That's what she thought up? Seriously?!? Nothing against Colombians at large, but anyone who has ever done any kind of serious traveling knows, unless you are actually trying to get authorities to raise an eyebrow, Colombia is a place that you never even mention unless you absolutely have to. Hell, just being from there disqualifies your right to even enter certain nicer countries! *sigh*It pains me to do this, cuz she's so damn hot... but Laura Zuniga, I'm gonna have to give you at least 7 Zombie Darwins for this one... oh, and to all the film directors out there: if anyone ever turns this story into a movie, there had damn well better be a hot-ass prison shower scene!
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