OK, let's say you're an undercover cop specializing in cyber-crime and your current assignment is busting pedophiles who solicit children online. I imagine, in that role, you'd have to think that any perpetrator ever caught being so unbelievably reprehensible would so dread being caught ever again that a repeat offender would likely:
1. Change up their M.O. a bit.
2. Consider skipping town permanently.
3. Try to learn from the experience of getting caught, as to not fall for the same tricks and procedures again.
4. Change up their daily habits as to... Hmmm, let's say... not be found and busted pulling into the exact same flippin' parking spot they were arrested in before, possibly giving the arresting officer deja vu.
Well, fortunately for Lt. Jeff Braley of Warren County in Ohio, according to the link below, one of his perps was apparently way too stupid for all of that.
So, big-time kudos to Lt. Braley for his work ...but to Christopher Sefakis of South Lebanon Ohio, I am going to have to give you a rating of 8 out of 10 Zombie Darwins and a bonus of one castrated bipolar werewolf, effective the instant your sorry ass is found guilty! I mean, for the love of God, Mr. Sefakis... I have to say, the thankful super-singular upside to you liking young boys:
Odds are, you wont reproduce!
Merry frikkin' X-Mas!
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