Showing posts with label California. Show all posts
Showing posts with label California. Show all posts

Friday, November 13, 2009

Hate by Post-it

On Wednesday morning, a Jewish California man in the town of Rancho Penasquitos woke up and found his daughter's car tagged with hundreds of Post-it notes. The writing on the post-its included things like "Jesus loves you,""secret admirer," "pigs are cool and so are you," "chicken" and as seen in the picture, the notes found on the hood spelled out "have fun" in large blocky letters. The local police have written this incident off as a teenage prank, but the Rancho Penasquitos man referred to it as a hate crime; and in the man's defense, Rancho Penasquitos does have a recent history of religious intolerance. Just last year, the town made the news when vandals tore into a local high school at least three times, smashing windows, drawing swastikas and even defecating on school grounds.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Psycho Stabbin' Mama

So, now let's hypothetically say that you have a son in junior high school and he has just gone through one of his first little romantic breakups. Realistically dismayed, as a parent, there are always at least two options:

A. Do your best to console the poor kid by drawing on your own life experiences, wisely knowing that the child is still young, and when it comes to that kind of love, this isn't even the beginning.

B. Find some relatives of the girl who dumped your little boy and go Jason Voorhees on their asses.

For going with option B, the mother in this story easily gets a rating of 7 Zombie Darwins.