Friday, December 26, 2008

Psycho Stabbin' Mama

So, now let's hypothetically say that you have a son in junior high school and he has just gone through one of his first little romantic breakups. Realistically dismayed, as a parent, there are always at least two options:

A. Do your best to console the poor kid by drawing on your own life experiences, wisely knowing that the child is still young, and when it comes to that kind of love, this isn't even the beginning.

B. Find some relatives of the girl who dumped your little boy and go Jason Voorhees on their asses.

For going with option B, the mother in this story easily gets a rating of 7 Zombie Darwins.

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